Lyrics:
(verse 1)
2024 and after watching another shitty movie
i decided to call it quits
this is the fumftieth time i had to deal with wokeness
and over 9000 gendurs and i decided enough is enough
because 3 star wars in the 80s was more than enough (du…
Lyrics:
(verse 1)
2024 and after watching another shitty movie
i decided to call it quits
this is the fumftieth time i had to deal with wokeness
and over 9000 gendurs and i decided enough is enough
because 3 star wars in the 80s was more than enough (dune is better)
and we don't need a ghostbusters remake starring women
and we definitely don't need chucky to be gay, okay?
and so i sing
(chorus)
everything woke turns to shit (i'm so offended, i'm so offended)
everything woke turns to shit (I was misgendered, i was misgendered)
forget about star wars, forget about disney,
forget about marvel, and even warner bros
because everything woke turns to shit
everything woke turns to shit (bawl your eyes out)
everything woke turns to shit (grow the hell up, my dude)
(verse 2)
hey do you remember when movies where still movies
for entertainments sake?
remember when you could turn on a tv and just watch al bundy
talk about his woes with fat women in his shoe store?
nowadays you can't say shit or someone will cry
i miss that time where a man was a man
and a woman was still a girl
i just don't understand how the world turned to shit
but if you go woke, prepare to go broke, because
(chorus)
everything woke turns to shit (i'm so offended, i'm so offended)
everything woke turns to shit (I was misgendered, i was misgendered)
forget about star wars, forget about disney,
forget about marvel, and even warner bros
because everything woke turns to shit
everything woke turns to shit (bawl your eyes out)
everything woke turns to shit (grow the hell up, my dude)
(bridge)
and so heres my song, from a guy who played pong
when it was still brand new
and i'm telling you now something needs to change
we need to go back to the time of no influencers
and jojo games
because
(chorus)
everything woke turns to shit (i'm so offended, i'm so offended)
everything woke turns to shit (I was misgendered, i was misgendered)
forget about star wars, forget about disney,
forget about marvel, and even warner bros
because everything woke turns to shit
everything woke turns to shit (bawl your eyes out)
everything woke turns to shit (grow the hell up, my dude)
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